realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
50 Shades Darker - Am I the stupid one or..
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards