partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

wardengrey:

reasons cats are great:

• purring
• they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
• fluffy, pet forever
• winky cat kisses
• “I love you” headbutts
• swishy tail
• WHISKERS
• sit on your head
• sleep on your tummy
• sleep
• groom you with their scratchy tongue
• react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
• CATS

luci-is-short-for-lucifer:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

4. You aren’t one of the twelve publishers to turn down Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone.

5. you aren’t the person who made this:

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

devildoll:

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

and like six hundred fictional characters